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| The first Dentrassi crawled out from the nicely salted seas of Dentrass, our dear mother planet. He discovered stones, woods and made his first cooking tools : pans, spoons,... |
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| Million years later | ||||
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| An other Dentrassi discovered that he could actually do something absolutly great with the tools designed by his elders... He discovered that he could COOK! He took several days just to decide which tools he should use for his first recipe amid the hundred he got. A hundred cooking tools could seem a lot for one Dentrassi, but in these days, Dentrassis used cooking tools as monetary units, and they used to keep several hundreds of them in their house where in fact there was not much place left for anything else. The first recipe made by a Dentassi was finally quite simple but contained the great principles which are the basis of the dentrassi cooking : quality before quantity. So his first cooking was as small as was long its list of ingredients and its name : it was a Deliciousness yellow shloufty poélée à la sauce royale with fossy browny mushrooms and glooby herbs. |
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| Some thousand years laters | ||||
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| The planet was the place you had to go to get a luxury lunch. Even a simple sandwich was very expensive and quite a luxury. |
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| Some years ago | ||||
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| The planet was now full of high rated restaurants and... nothing else. In some restaurants, you even had to order in French. Then the local economy collapsed suddenly in one day when one of the most used animal in the Dentrassi art of cooking (imported from a planet called Great Brissain) caught an unknown virus. Came a huge movement of panic, and all the restaurants had to close. Some weeks later, some vets discovered that the animals just caught a big cold due to an unusual stony winter. |
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| Ruined, the Dentrassi were forced to work as cooks for other people. A lot of them went to work for the intergalactic government, and some of them went even to work for the powerful civil service directed by the infamous Vogons. This was the most terrible fate for a Dentrassi, because Vogons don't like cooking. They just like crabs cooked on wood brought directly from Vogsphere, the Vogon's planet. |
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