Note of the Editor: Please note that the following interview has been led by a specially isolated robot, as the editor originally in charge of this article zilched out when entering the orbit of Eroticon 6 – he just couldn´t handle being this close to Ms. Gallumbit´s personality. We apologize for having employed such whimps at our distinguished magazine.

RoboJournalist: Thank you, Ms. Gallumbits for being such a generous host and agreeing to meet us at such a short notice.

Eccentrica Gallumbits: You´re welcome. In fact, everybody remotely wealthy is welcomed on Eroticon 6!

RJ: Ms. Gallumbits ...

EG: ... Eccentrica, please. (leans over meaningfully)

RJ: *Zpz* Aah ... thank you. Um, so, Eccentrica, you are known as the most creative and successful businesswoman in the horizontal biz ever to grace the galaxy with her presence. Your professional interest spans an infinite number of high-class astro-porns, your own range of assorted lingerie and sex toys, an interstellar hotel chain and, your latest output, „Under the Red Hood“, a children´s novel. Is there anything new you´d like to explore?

EG: Well, actually I´ve been convinced by one of my agents to venture a bit into the pop business. I´ve taken up singing and dancing lessons lately. My first single will come out next week and it´s a cover version of that all-time favourite, „Sometimes it´s hard to be an alien“.

(...) 

RJ: So what about these rumours that you are acquainted with the infamous Zaphod Beeblebrox?

EG: These are not rumours at all. We got introduced some months ago by Gag Halfrunt ...

RJ: ... a mutual acquaintance?

EG: No, a personal friend.

RJ: Ah, professional attachment!

EG: No, we just have this knack. (Laughs, which makes some bits of her shake in a quite interesting way.)

RJ: *Brzzt*

EG: You alright? You`re looking a bit hot.

RJ: Fine, fine ... So what do you think about Beeblebrox?

EG: Well, we´ve seen each other quite often for a while and I can tell you: He´s the best bang since the big one!

RJ: We hear he´s running for Presidency of the Galaxy. Now there are some political experts who feel this isn´t such a hip move.

EG: These experts can take their feelings and ***** ** ** ***** *****. I know all about Zaphod´s hips and I assure you, everything´s moving just fine.

(Moves a bit more, this time her legs, which unfortunately causes our RoboJournalist to overheat and zilch out, too.)

Luckily the recording was undamaged, as were the pictures he took. Playbeing would like to apologize to our distinguished readers for the inconvenience and asks you, for an encore, to rely on your own imagination, which should be quite animated by this point.