Let's get it straight. Yes, I'm the most important being in the whole universe. I'm the President of the Galaxy, man ! And to the guys who say that I've done nothing as President, I'll just answer firmly "hey guys, who has created that most wonderful and marvelous drink the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?"

But I'm also a very talented, incredibly cool and sexy guy. And you? You are absolutely nothing, reason why this website is all about me and not about you.

All the girls here want to know more personal details about me. And I understand them. Let's say that if Eccentrica Gallumbits described me as the Best Bang since the Big One, well, you bet she is right !

Regarding the fact that some people say that I am the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Universe, they are only jealous of course. I'm dressed the way I feel. And I feel incredibly cool. And I am definitely the god of disco and rock'n'roll, Yeah, babe!

But let's start from the beginning. I'm born in Betelgeuse Five from 10 different mothers. The thunder and a rain of gold welcomed my birth.

Thanks to my two heads, I'm twice more intelligent that I normally should. And I'm infinitely incredibly bright. There has been a great debate (launched by this excellent magazine Playbeing) to know which one of my heads is the hippest. Let's say I'm anyway the hippest guy you'll ever encounter in your poor sad life.

As you know I'm doing a terrific job as President of the Galaxy, and there is not a single planet in the whole universe which wants to be ruled by somebody else than me. And all the guys who dared to run against me at the presidential election are now completly forgotten like this Humma Kavula guy (don't remember him? Me neither! well or just an indistinct memory of him - enough to hate him really!). You know where he is now? Selling handkerchiefs on an obscure small planet lost right there in the middle of nowhere. He's lucky I never go on on such dump planets!

But well sorry guys I have to leave now. They broadcast a whole show about me on TV5D and I wouldn't miss a bit of me.... It cools me so much